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The Snail Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funny Stuff' started by Smuilby, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. Smuilby New Member

    Theres this guy that goes to his front door to pick up his newspaper. He opens the door, bends down to pick it up, and notices that there is a small snail sitting next to the newspaper, just as peaceful as can be. The guy, suddenly overcome with a mean streak, picks up the snail, and hurls him into the street. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 Years Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Theres a knock at that same guys door. He goes to the door, opens it, looks around. No one is there, he closes the door. Seconds later, theres another knock. He opens the door, looks down and theres the snail. The snail looks up at him, and says "Hey! What the hell was that all about?"

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