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The wedding test...

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funny Stuff' started by -AMO-, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. -AMO- Bad ass mo fo!

    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

    She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and could not say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    The moral of this story is...

    ...always keep your condoms in your car.
  2. djmonsi New Member

    nice one... but its old dude.
  3. -AMO- Bad ass mo fo!

    Its age has no relevance.
  4. xtreme-mobile Member

    lol i like it lol

    nice one amo :D
  5. Dan New Member

    that's a good one lol hey it would of been better with pictures :)
  6. Matty New Member

    Ha! Very good! :D
  7. LuckyNats ~ѕмѕмαѕтєяѕ ¢нαттєя вσχ~

  8. Sephiroth New Member

    lol a good moral -Amo-, i know some people, who go bed with the whole family of her futur wife, in order to make sure they will not annoye before/after the weeding..
  9. katzinthehouse New Member

    lol wel i certainly havnt heard this one before!
  10. sukukapi New Member

    thanks for the link

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