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Top Ten Speeding Excuses

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funny Stuff' started by Jonesy, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. Jonesy New Member

    The 10 most elaborate excuses given by drivers caught by speed cameras were:

    :: I had passed out after seeing flashing lights in the distance, which I believed to be UFOs. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.

    :: I was in the airport's flight path, and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.

    :: I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.

    :: There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit.

    :: My friend had just chopped his own fingers off, and I was rushing the digits to hospital.

    :: The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.

    :: I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.

    :: A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.

    :: There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.

    :: The only way I could demonstrate that my clutch was faulty was to accelerate madly.

    link : http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/...3259895,00.html

  2. adzlotus V i P Member

    lol these are quality m8
  3. tongerman2 New Member

    This Is Funny What About Im A Undercover Cop
  4. katzinthehouse New Member

    some funny excuses there!

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